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Grayhaven Magazine


By Matt Eckert

The Messiah

Excuse me, but why are we asking for permission to strike?

Book Review: "Family Matters"

Warheads Found in Iraq: U.S. Base

My New Year Begins on February 17

Bush to cover up economic woes: sends small child down a well

My Complete Lack of Self-Esteem

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I Express My Love Thusly

Third-Grader Caught with Leaflets of Mass Disruption

News from Issaquah, WA

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Our Plants: Our Enemies

Michael Jordan Sues Self; J-Lo and Affleck Become Feral.

United Nations Thanksgiving Ruined by North Korea Admission.

Complete Fucking Idiot burns himself copying MTV 'Jackass' stunt.

Wearing My Monkey Spit T-Shirt

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100 Reasons to Live in America

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Freedom of Speech

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Orgy of Death.

Job Opportunity.

Bored.

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Jared Caught in Bear Trap and other news

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Arnold Plebus 3.5

Sleeping With Tigers...and a Giraffe

Powerball Winner Blow Money

Arnold Plebus, Part Three

Aide Says Arafat Stinks

Please Respect My Intelligence

Tropical Storm Chantal

Arnold Plebus, Part Two

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The Adventures of Arnold Plebus

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