By Matt Eckert

I'm Already Thinking About How Bored I'll Be When I Get Home

Christ! I've been bored at work for two hours now and I'm already thinking about how bored I'll be at home. Man, my life sucks.

I've spent two hours of today looking at documentation on some program I could give a rat's ass about and I've got another seven hours to go. But, that's not the worst part.

Hell, it wouldn't be so bad if I had some hot chick waiting for me at home, but no, I have nothing at home.

I'm going to be bored at home as well.

Sure, I could read a book, call some people, or watch some TV...but, Christ! That's not cutting it. I need more.

I know exactly what I'll be doing when I get home. I'll stare at the ceiling while lying in bed, maybe masturbate, and then...what? Take a shower? Then what? Maybe watch some tube...Christ, no one has had any sort of mind boggling adventure watching TV. Not even good TV, which there is none of.

I guess I could get drunk, but I do that every night. Maybe I need drugs...I think I have some Nyquil.

Or, I could clean my entire apartment in the vein hope that by cleaning up my apartment I'll some how be starting over. No more boring me, meet the new, live, clean me.

Yes, that's what I'll do!

Fuck, you know that's not what I'm going to do. I'm going to lie in bed and stare at the ceiling wishing I was asleep. Or, even worse, wishing I was back here at work.

Man, is there anything interesting in this world?

Maybe, I'll call an ex-girlfriend? Why the hell would I do that? The reason they left me was because I AM THIS BORING!

Hmmm....maybe I'll get stinking drunk and write a play? Crap, I can't write when I'm drunk.

Go see family? Then I have to drive 45 minutes in any direction...talk about boring.

I could cook something? No, who the hell ever got off cooking? Take some classes somewhere...yes, that's it, I'll take some classes.... Shit, I'm broke, I can't even take some classes somewhere.

Maybe I'll just kill myself, that would be interesting....

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