By Matt Eckert

Excerpts from Kurt Cobain's Journal

10/23/92
Had lunch with that adorable DJ Jazzy Jeff, I love that guy. We sat back, looked for babes and ate Brie at Wolfgang Puck's. After lunch, I went down to the Bon Marche and bought a couple of fur coats. On the way down I ran into this homeless person who had the nerve to ask me for change! I asked what he needed the money for. He said to feed his children. Indeed! Boy, I hate homeless people. After purchasing three coats and a mink shawl I made an effort to seek out the police as I was so incensed over the bum's demands, but to no avail. After getting home, Courtney and I had roast duck, but mine was too rare. I made Courtney take note that the cook would no longer be with us come tomorrow. After dinner we played Parcheesi and later watched Nightline.

11/26/92
I finally got to meet Oprah today, she is so hip and cool! I've found a great affinity for tea and crumpets and Oprah seemed to like the idea, so we ventured off to the Russian Tea Room. On getting in we traded jokes about homeless people. It was sooooo much fun. well, I guess I'll be in New York until these stupid concerts are over. I cannot stand this touring stuff. God, it's just stupid ass music, meanwhile all these impy fans are falling all over themselves just to touch me. I can't say that I blame them, but I really don't want to touch these people - they're dirty. I get sick just thinking about where they might have been.

12/12/92
Well, it's the holidays! This is my favorite time of year. I have asked management for a couple of weeks off to attend services. I feel like a failed Christian sometimes, as I don't get to church as often as I would like with the music making, touring, and country club obligations. Speaking of which, Jordan and I were at the Newport last night laughing it up to some old Dean Martin jokes when who should come in but my personal hero Billy Graham. Well, Billy and I spent the evening yucking it up and talking about our shared interest in America cutting loose of the filthy Democrats and finally putting some much needed order on the other mongrel countries. We both agree that at some point in time America needs to enslave most of the Middle East and parts of Asia. I love Billy! Except, he got a little too sauced and puked on Whitney Houston.

1/19/93
So, I slept with Whitney Houston. She's hot, and good in the sack! It seems like that's all I really care about in this industry - the money and the pussy. Christ, I'm like getting laid every day with all types of hotties. It's model this, actress that, they all want a piece of the Kurt! Last night, before stickin' it to Ms. Houston, I went car shopping. I really want to get a Humvee or something of the likes. Just a car that eats gas and gives the middle finger to Saddam Hussein. I'm going hunting tomorrow with Elton John and Bono, it should be fun.

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