Monkey Spit respects the privacy of all its customers.

Unless performing a transaction for Monkey Spit merchandise, we do not collect or display any identifiable information of any visitor. Names, addresses, phone numbers, e-mail addresses and any other form of personal information are not used or collected.

Visitors are free to include their e-mail addresses in posts to the message board, but are not required to do so, and the addresses are not stored by Monkey Spit. We do not have a mailing list, and if we did, it wouldn't be for sale.

The Monkey Spit message boards use cookies to store posting preferences. This information is not referenced, tracked, or collected by anybody associated with Monkey Spit.

If a visitor orders Monkey Spit merchandise, or wants to make a donation, Monkey Spit will use the information submitted only for the purpose for which it is given. The information will be kept on file in case there is a problem with an order, but Monkey Spit will not sell, lend, trade, copy, disclose or distribute visitor data to anybody for any reason.

Monkey Spit will not send visitors sales promotions or advertising of any kind, from ourselves or any of our associates. We refuse on principle to accept advertising from DoubleClick or other companies that use cookies to track user habits and personal data. Advertisers on Monkey Spit are not permitted to load cookies or other invasive programming. We do not permit pop-up or pop-under ads, Javascript or CGI programming in our ads. In particular, we specifically refuse to run ads for the X10 camera.

Monkey Spit does obtain some types of non-personally identifiable information such as browser type, and type of operating system. We also collect visitor counts and data on which pages are visited and when. This information is used in aggregate for the sole purpose of monitoring site traffic statistics.

Monkey Spit contains links that lead to other sites. Monkey Spit is not responsible for the content or privacy policies of these sites.

Monkey Spit promises to amend this privacy policy as needed, and make it available online.

Any and all questions regarding privacy issues can be addressed to kinglouie@monkeyspit.net.

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