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Rant-Man's Notebook

By Jim "Rant-Man" MacQuarrie

Halloween is Good for You.

More Super-Simpsons and an Election Note...

The Geekiest Thing Ever!

Marketing: Threat or Menace?

Getting Political

We Get Mail

Muppets R.I.P.

Old Ladies in Red Hats

2005 Geek Movie Guide, Part 2

2005 Geek Movie Guide

Super Bowl 2005

Rant-Man's Book Club

The Rocky Horror Picture Show

Sky Captain

Totally Obsessed, or Why I Hate the Internet

Unintentionally Funny

Howdy, Duty!

The Scarlet Dragon

Thanksgiving 2003 Movie Review

Oddly Enough

We Get Mail

BOO!

I Quit!

The Circus Leaves Town...

Scamming the Scammer, Part 3

Got Your Poodle Hat?

AARGH! More Customer Service Horrors.

The Return of Rant-Man.

Dead Pool Update.

The Scamming Continues.

Scamming the Scammer.

Ding Dong, Saddam is Dead...

Fool Me Once...

Quoth the Raven

"Today's War is brought to you by Doritos."

Customer Serviced Part 2 and other tales

Customer Serviced

Nature Boy

Vegas in Daylight

Caller Ten, Call Now

So You Think You Know Everything?

Some Friends of Mine.

A Nation of Wimps.

I See Stupid People.

Dead Pool 2003

Forgetfulness, Mr. Blackwell and Dwarf Pitchmen

Happy New Year!

Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas.

Christmastime.

The Smartest Man You Never Heard Of.

Thanksgiving With the Skanks

Geek Bonding

Lamenting the Family Channel; We get mail

Real-Life Superheroes

Gravity is a Harsh Mistress

Attack of the Funsuckers

Clowns and Other Aberrations

Ticking People Off

Hell's Jukebox

The Good Old Days

How Did You Know THAT?

A Rilly Big Shew

Ya Gotta Laugh

Talkin' 'Bout Your G-G-Generation

High School Reunion

Geekfest 2002

I'm Sick.

Feeling Melancholy

America, Home of the Fun

But I Don't Like Spam!

Father's Day

Summer Camp for Geeks, and the Dubious Appeal of Julia Roberts

The University of Rude Awakenings

Harry Potter and the Disk of Secrets

Stray Thoughts

Have You Had Your Irony Today?

Everybody Knows...

What Are You Looking For?

Mickey, Chuck, Pee-Wee and Me

It's Still Rock & Roll to Me

Your Tax Dollars at Work

Torment of Roses

Picking on the Oscars

Word Power

Britney Spears Nude!

I Come By It Honestly

The Glue Wars

Will You Take a Check?

The Bonsai Cow and Other Strange Tales

 


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