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By Jim "Rant-Man" MacQuarrie Dead Pool UpdateBack at the start of the year, I proposed a sick little game called a Dead Pool. Now it's time for the periodic update. Let's see who's playing, and how they're doing. (The players posted their picks on our much-neglected message board.) Dreadstar went first: Then our own Chris Kohler chose: GofQ (Goddess of Quilting; you can Be a God or Goddess, too!) offered her list: Keith Carroll chimed in: IvyThePlant (she rants good) offered these: And my own list: There you have it, six players, each with 12 choices, for a total of 72 potential corpses. For ease of use, here they are in alphabetical order: Ben Affleck Now let's see how we're doing. A quick stop at the Dead People Server reveals all... No stiffs yet. Saddam Hussein is a possible, but unconfirmed. We now return to our regular stuff....
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