Hi, I'm George Lucas. For over 20 years, I've been telling everyone that I had the whole Star Wars Saga all mapped out. That was a lie.
Truth is, I have NO IDEA how to wrap this thing up, and I'd really like to be shut of it. Obviously, given the recent reaction to Jar Jar, and my dialog-writing abilities, the fans know better than I do how this story ought to go, so I'm throwing it open to you. The high bidder gets to write the screenplay for Star Wars Episode III. Hopefully the money provided by the auction will be enough to finally pay off the bills from Howard the Duck!
Take your best shot, sport. What will happen to Anakin and Amidala? You decide!