The Official Felix Silla Fan Site!

 

 

Hi, my name is Sydney Pultz, and I love the works of Felix Silla! Who is Felix Silla? Where have you been?!! Mr. Silla is a Hollywood legend, and deserves your respect and admiration! If I could be half the man he is, well, I'd be a lot shorter than I am now! Get it?!! He's a little person! Sometimes I crack myself up! My mom says I'm really funny sometimes. I can hear her laughing at me from upstairs every time I work on this website.

 

Who is Felix Silla?

Felix Silla is the mastermind behind such fantastic moments in film and television as Twiki the robot in Buck Rogers in the 25th Century, Cousin Itt from the Addam's Family, and that lovable Ewok Retah in Return of the Jedi! I once made a Twiki outfit out of milk cartons, but mom made me throw it out because it started to smell. My Cousin Itt costume is a thing of beauty though! It's made out of real horse hair! From real horses!

 

 

Here's a bio I stoled from the Internet Movie Database about Mr. Silla:

Felix Silla was born on January 11, 1937 in a small village outside Rome, Italy. Silla trained as a circus performer, came to the United States in 1955, and toured with the Ringling Bros. and Barnum & Bailey Show. His multiple talents--as a bareback rider, trapeze artist and tumbler--brought him to Hollywood where he became a stuntman, starting with the Gig Young-Shirley Jones vehicle, "A Ticklish Affair." His best-known roles are the maniacal, miniature Hitler who menaces George Segal in "The Black Bird" and Cousin Itt on the long-running TV series, "The Addams Family." He had doubled--often for children--in such hits as "The Towering Inferno," "The Hindenberg," and "Battlestar Galactica." Between movies, he frequently appears in Las Vegas and Reno night clubs with his own musical combo, "The Original Harmonica Band." Silla and wife Susan--a "little person," like himself--have been married since 1965 and have two children, Bonnie and Michael.

 

Pretty impressive huh! If you want to see a list of all his movies go to http://us.imdb.com/Name?Silla,+Felix. I'd write them all down here but that would take a long time, and I need to work on the stats on my Everquest character. Hey, you can see me in the game online as GodTwiki. Be sure to say hello, before I smash you with my Malice Axe! Unless you're Derek Trimble. Derek, I know you think my devotion to the works of Mr. Silla is the stupidest thing ever. Must you always berate me while I'm at work though?!! It's very hard to serve the popcorn when you're calling me a stinking midget lover at the top of your lungs. For heaven's sake dude, we're both 23 years old. Have a little respect for yourself. Personally, I just think you're jealous of my admiration for Mr. Silla. That's the only reason I can think of, because why else would you make fun of someone who worships a man who has appeared in Planet of the Apes, Return of the Jedi, and Batman Returns?!! I bet you didn't even know he played Lucifer on Battlestar Galactica!

 

 

Well folks, I hope you enjoyed my site! I really enjoy telling everyone about my affection for Mr. Silla. No Derek, affection for his work. I'm not gay or nothing. My girlfriend in Canada proves that! Nice try, Mr. Twiki Hater!

 

For more information about Felix Silla, please visit his website at

www.felixsilla.com

 

Thanks for visiting my site!

 

Update: 3/17/02

I got a new cat! I named him Twiki!

 

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