|The HAL 9000 Home Security System
The unblinking ever-watchful eye on your home.
|No matter what you want to watch, the HAL 9000 can do it for you. The most sophisticated surveillance system ever devised, it actually learns over time and modifies its programming to adapt to changing circumstances.
In addition to watching every move anyone makes, the HAL 9000 can also handle all the daily functions that keep your home running smoothly. HAL is a communication center! HAL cooks and cleans! HAL plays chess and will assist you with your hobbies! HAL can even read lips!
HAL knows what's best, and never lets anything sway him from his mission.
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