Are you a cat lover?

 

I mean a real cat lover?

 

Do you look longingly at your issues of "Cat Fancy"?

Does watching a kitty play with a ball of yarn get you excited?

Have you seen the musical "Cats" for all the wrong reasons?

Do you wish a kitten would kneed its claws on more than your scratching post?

Is your dream to have a little "cat nip" of your own?

 

Then do we have the video for you!!!

 

 

 

What's new Pussycat? Well, how about wild kitties misbehaving in the naughtiest ways! We have video from the craziest, sexiest young kittens anywhere.

These pussies are uninhibited and uncensored. There are scenes from all the wildest cat hangouts. You can see Perfectly Perky Persians, Hot Himalayans, Sexy Siamese and more. We have scenes from Spring Break, Mardi Gras, and house parties you wouldn't believe! Now you can finally see that while you're away the cats will play!

See wild interspecies love fests!

See sexy kitties drunk off their asses!

 

These pussy cats are unleashed and getting frisky. Yes boys, their collars are off and they are ready to party! Cameras from all over have caught these usually furtive felines having the time of their nine lives! Watch these kitties let it all hang out. See the whirl of fur when these impulsive pussies let their tails down and have some fun.

 

So feed your feline fetish!

Fulfill your feline fantasies!

Satisfy your Cat Fancy!

 

TODAY!

 

Call now and order Kitties Gone Wild today. It's the Cat's Meow!

 

1-800-555-PUSS

Or go to: www. kittiesgonewild.com

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