(It slices! It dices! It makes red shirts cry like babies!)
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|Thats right, warriors, this new instructional video series will teach you all the standard ritual dances!
Defeat the mysteries of the
and many more!
|Its as easy as impaling a Starfleet captain!
Each video comes with a stain proof mat, with all the footprints of the dance burned into the non-skid, burlap surface. Guaranteed to stand up to years of steel toed stomping!
|Act now, and youll learn all the moves the young, inexperienced warriors are using to attract willful females to submit to a little dishonorable mating before battle!|
and thats just for starters!
|No warrior is truly fulfilled without conquering the fine art of dance!
Whether youre looking to raise the ridges of that certain someone to join your House, or you just want to not be dishonored at your wedding after the toast of blood wine, Klingon Interpretive Dance is for you!
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in beautiful Portland, Oregon, Earth!
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