That's right, Jim MacQuarrie is the Anti-Christ. Don't be so surprised! Jim MacQuarrie is anything but the mild mannered Monkey Spit co-creator and family man that everybody knows and loves. How do I know these things? I'm Craig Kemper, MacQ's partner at Monkey Spit. Mr. Perfect in the Eyes of a Nation is away at the San Diego Comics Convention right now, and Iive been left to run the store. I finally have my chance to reveal the true nature of Mr. MacQuarrie, better known in the cross-dressing community as "Slappy."

Jim's been hiding the truth for months now. He came to me with this bold idea of creating a website to house a comic strip called The Fourth Wall, which I wrote and he "drew." I use the word drew lightly, as you will soon find out, MacCrappie is anything but an artist. Jimbo had me fooled at the beginning. He created all the graphics for the website, as well as programmed the entire thing, all the while keeping up with his responsibility to the comic strip. I was impressed! But over the following months, his armor of deceit began to show signs of wear. It was little things at first that tipped me off. He'd make a habit of not answering all his e-mail, even those from artists wanting to submit their work. His weekly article, Rant-Man's Notebook, began to take on a more bizarre slant, leaning towards dictatorship viewpoints. Finally, after months of observation, I made a startling discovery. The art on The Fourth Wall strips were rarely consistent in style! Was this phenomenon just a physical manifestation of the eternal battle between the MacQ personality and Slappy, the cross-dressing transvestite whose likes include chains, whips, shuffleboard, and long romantic walks on the beach? Or was this something more insidious? I immediately initiated an investigation, and here's what I found!