HAVE YOU SEEN ME?
Here at the Center for Vanished Celebrities, we have devoted our resources to finding those famous people that have disappeared from the popular scene with no explanation. It's truly tragic when a young person is the star of a weekly sitcom and then the show gets cancelled and the former star is never heard from again. The Center for Vanished Celebrities exists to locate and rehabilitate those poor unfortunates.
Among our recent successes: we found Tina Yothers, and today she's singing in a band. MC Hammer has been located, and is today doing car-loan commercials in the San Francisco Bay area. Please help us to continue our good work!
If you have seen any of these performers,
The Center for Vanished Celebrities at
Name: Jan-Michael Vincent
Famous for: Playing Stringfellow Hawke on "Airwolf," 1984-1984; movies include: Xtro II: The Second Encounter, 1990; Big Wednesday, 1978; Hooper, 1978; Damnation Alley, 1977; Bite the Bullet, 1975; The World's Greatest Athlete, 1973; The Mechanic, 1972
Date of Birth: July 15, 1945
Date of Disappearance: 1996
Last seen: in traction with a broken neck after totalling his car while drunk driving
Age at Disappearance: 51
Current Age: 62
Missing from: Mission Viejo, CA
Name: Catherine Bach
Hair: light brown
Famous for: Playing Daisy Duke on "Dukes of Hazzard," 1979-1985
Date of Birth: March 1, 1954
Date of Disappearance: 2000
Last seen: Dukes of Hazzard TV movie, "Hazzard in Hollywood"
Age at Disappearance: 46
Current Age: 53
Missing from: Hazzard County, GA
Name: Gil Gerard
Famous for: Playing Buck Rogers on Buck Rogers in the 25th Century, 1978-1981; former husband of Connie Selleca
Date of Birth: January 23, 1943
Date of Disappearance: 1993
Last heard: as a voice on animated series "Fish Police"
Age at Disappearance: 50
Current Age: 65
Missing from: Calabasa, CA
Name: Bronson Pinchot
Famous for: Playing Balki on Perfect Strangers, 1985-1992; Serge in Beverly Hills Cop
Date of Birth: May 20, 1959
Date of Disappearance: 1998
Last seen: Playing Stan Laurel in The All New Adventures of Laurel & Hardy: For Love or Mummy
Age at Disappearance: 39
Current Age: 48
Missing from: Los Angeles, CA
Name: Denise Crosby
Famous for: Playing Tasha Yar on Star Trek: The Next Generation, 1987-1988
Date of Birth: November 24, 1957
Date of Disappearance: 1997
Last seen: Playing herself in documentary "Trekkies"
Age at Disappearance: 40
Current Age: 50
Missing from: Paramount Studios, CA
Name: Shelley Long
Famous for: Playing Diane Chambers on Cheers, 1982-1987
Date of Birth: August 23, 1949
Date of Disappearance: 1996
Last seen: Playing Carol Brady in "A Very Brady Sequel"
Age at Disappearance: 47
Current Age: 58
Missing from: Beverly Hills, CA
Name: Joe Piscopo
Famous for: Cast member of Saturday Night Live, 1980-1984
Date of Birth: June 17, 1951
Date of Disappearance: 1995
Last seen: Appearing as himself in the videogame "Multimedia Celebrity Poker"
Age at Disappearance: 44
Current Age: 56
Missing from: Passaic, NJ
Name: Michael Jackson
Famous for: Being the lead singer in the Jackson Five; recording solo albums "Off the Wall" and "Thriller."
Date of Birth: August 29, 1958
Date of Disappearance: 1983
Last seen: In music video "Thriller"
Age at Disappearance: 25
Current Age: 49
Missing from: Encino, CA
Note: Jackson's disappearance was not immediately noticed. A performer calling himself "Michael Jackson" continued to make public appearances. By the time the album "Bad" was released, it was obvious that this performer was an imposter. Please help us to locate the real Michael Jackson and return him to his family.
If you have any information regarding the
current whereabouts of these performers,
please contact firstname.lastname@example.org