Hello there, music fans. Ever since I was a young lad, I've loved listening to, and singing along with, the day's popular music. Whether driving around town in one of my fabulous cars, or standing in my ornate shower, I take great pleasure in belting out a tune.
When I was first approached about releasing an album, I was a bit unsure--after all, why would anyone think that having me "cover" some hep tunes would be a big seller? But the producers sent me a tape of some of the songs they were considering, and I listened to it for a few days.
The more I listened, the more the music began to reach me. I found myself singing along, even when I didn't have the tape with me. The night I caught myself humming 'If I Had a Million Dollars' while fixing a sandwich, I knew I was hooked.
I listened to the tape again, and picked out the songs I most wanted to sing; then the producers mixed all these hits with a few of my old favorites, and put together the disk you now hold in your hand. Of course, great new songs come out every day, so I don't think it'll be too long before I find myself humming something new, and we'll have another album to send your way. Who's the man now, Dog?
The first 10,000 orders received will receive a free bonus disk, with over 30 minutes of outtakes and snippets of unused songs, like these instant classics:
All this great material, plus much more! Order now!
- Sean Connery berates an intern.
- Sean Connery reads the back of a microwave burrito package.
- An angry screed against the makers of packaged sugar.
- Sean Connery talks smack about yo' grandma.
- Sean Connery's hardcore gangsta rap medley.
- And ethnic slurs, ethnic slurs, ethnic slurs!
Also from the makers of Sean Connery's Greatest Hits:
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