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And now it's time for the bitter truth.

I'm glad that you were interested enough in Sean Connery's Greatest Hits to click on the link that purported you could purchase it here. However, the fact is that you can't buy it here; you can't buy it anywhere. It doesn't exist.

The notion of Sean Connery reciting popular songs came from a running joke in one of my design classes. The idea was just so ludicrous that every day someone would come in with a new song that Sean should sing, trying to top others' offerings.

I had a few days in a row free from work in September of 2000, so I took the opportunity to practice my web design skills. My mind turned back to the fun we had at Sean Connery's expense, and I knew I had found my webpage subject--a promotional site for a fake album, complete with liner notes, other albums by the same company, and song samples. In short, I took my free time to create one big html-formatted joke.

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This site is a satire, and is not affiliated with Sean Connery or Marilyn Manson, nor does the usage of their likenesses and names imply consent or knowledge. The photographs used in the creation of my images were all found online, and were gathered only from sites whose content was said to be copyright free. Sean Connery's Greatest Hits is a satire published by Limitless Possibilities, and is not intended maliciously. LP has invented all names and situations in its stories, except in cases when public figures are being satirized. Any other use of real names is accidental and coincidental, or used as a fictional depiction or personality parody (permitted under Hustler Magazine v. Fallwell, 485 US 46, 108 S.Ct 876, 99 L.Ed.2d 41 (1988)). LP makes no representation as to the truth or accuracy of the preceeding information.

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