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Nutritional Excellence Formula

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When you convince a chick to come back to your place, what do you do?

Offer food.
Start petting.
Go out and play together.
Talk to her about how I used to please my last girlfriend.

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By choosing Purina Bachelor Chow, you are ensuring that all of your living single nutritional needs are met in a food formulated with on the highest quality ingredients. Purina Bachelor Chow is 100% complete and balanced, delivers 100% of the Purina Single Male Nutrient Requirements (SMNP) of vitamins, minerals and other nutrients for bachelors of all life stages, and has been developed to be highly digestible, and not even require the use of a microwave to prepare. Each ingredient in Bachelor Chow is selected for its role in delivering the 39 key nutrients men require, which will aid them in their pursuit of women, beer, and the perfect sound system for their Camaro. The excellent balance in Purina Bachelor Chow provides men the nutrition they need to be their best.

Key ingredients and benefits
Lustrous, Shiny Coat & healthy Skin
Healthy, Strong Muscles
Strong Bones & Teeth
Healthy Immune System

Recommended Daily Feeding Amounts
Bachelor Size Feeding Amount +
351 to 400 lbs. 6 to 7-1/3 cups
301 to 350 lbs. 5-1/3 to 6 cups
251 to 300 lbs. 4 to 5-1/3 cups
201 to 250 lbs. 3-1/3 to 4 cups
151 to 200 lbs. 2 to 3-1/3 cups
100 to 150 lbs. 1 to 2 cups
*Using a standard 8 oz. measuring cup or empty beer can
+ Amounts are recommended for an average single adult male with normal activity. Remember food intake requirements vary depending upon length of freedom, and amount of television consumed, and should be adjusted accordingly.
Guarenteed Analysis
Crude Protein(Min) 21.00%
Crude Fat(Min) 10.00%
Crude Fiber(Max) 4.50%
Moisture(Max) 12.00%
Linoleic Acid(Min) 1.50%
Calcium(Ca)(Min) 1.00%
Phosphorus(P)(Min) 0.80%
Vitamin A(Min) 10,000 IU/kg
Ground yellow corn, poultry by-product meal, corn gluten meal, soybean meal, beef tallow preserved with mixed-tocopherols (source of Vitamin E), brewers rice, dicalcium phosphate, calcium carbonate, malted barley flour, salt, animal digest, potassium chloride, L-Lysine monohydrochloride, choline chloride, zinc sulfate, ferrous sulfate, vitamin supplements (A, E, B-12, D-3), manganese sulfate, niacin, calcium pantothenate, brewers dried yeast, riboflavin supplement, biotin, garlic oil, pyridoxine hydrochloride, copper sulfate, thiamine mononitrate, folic acid, menadione sodium bisulfite complex (source of Vitamin K activity), calcium iodate, sodium selenite.

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